One thing I can never do is go the shop to buy toilet roll and nothing else. If Holemaster needs hole rag he has to go the shop, buy the bog roll and something else as well. Otherwise the shop assistant, the people in the queue, the people I walk past on the way home, the man in the car driving past, the kids on the bus, all know that I was sitting at home and realised I needed a shit and had no bog roll left. Everyone knows Holemaster has a poop in the hoop.
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I do find this dear strange, for a man who discusses his toileting so much.
You should purchase prunes at the same time.
ha, i remember going down and buying toilet roll and a mars bar at the same time and laughing in the face of the shop assistant.
HM, don’t seem to give a shit anymore!