It looks like snow

Heard on the news this morning that there may be accumulations of snow in the East from tomorrow night into next week. I immediately flashed back to the early 80s and the Big Snow. My mother used to say “it looks like snow, it always gets a little milder just before snow”. I remember going [...]

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One for the Men

Can you can tell me what car this is? You need to tell tell me the Make and Model and the fancy letters. This car is the most understated performance car of the last twenty years. It is the car behind the car, the hot hatch behind the hot hatch. It sends a GTI to [...]

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One for the Laydees

Check this out, it’s a shoe with a convertible heel. It’s like a fold up bike or an extendable table. Would any woman wear these considering they look like a sports car when flat.
Bit of blurb on them here.
 

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Wrong number boldness

Holemaster’s phone goes off…..
Noise noise, noise noise,
Hello?
Howerya, izdah Golden Draggin?
…..yyyes
Can I order a dlivvry?
Sure, fire ahead there (gets Golden Dragon Menu off the fridge)
Givvuz two numbor sevinz, a twenny two an a turty wan, prawn crackers an sweet n’ sour sauce.
We’ve no ribs on tonight, sorry about that.
Ahreeh, eh, em, eh, I’ll have the Stir [...]

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Interesting search result

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Who would you like to do you?

I was thinking about who I’d like to play me in a movie. Not that I have an amazing secret life for anything but I was watching Being John Malkovich again and it got me day dreaming.
Even though I’m a lot younger than and don’t look like them, I think Philip Seymour Hoffman or William [...]

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The Dove

It was the first time she went away since we starting going out. We weren’t even going out that long, maybe a month but we had been in love for months before that, maybe since the first time we met. I can still see that moment clearly, her cheeky swagger as she walked along the [...]

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No Ply.

 
Some time back I think I posted about not being able to go to the shop to only buy toilet roll. I can’t do it. I have to also buy a couple of other items. As far as I’m concerned, someone who only buys toilet roll and nothing else, has one pushing. And toilet roll [...]

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John Ging is King

 
 
 
The United Nations like the pre WW2 League of Nations is in peril. It is abused and subverted on a regular basis and many people who work for it have to compromise their principles on the orders of nations such as Russia, Israel and the United States. Selfish interests are put before the common good, [...]

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Ireland taken over by Mr. Zorg

 
 
 
 
Ireland has been taken over by the International Monetary Fund following the revelation that we owe $400,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000.53 to four corporations who lend vast amounts to the World Bank. The World Bank and the four corporations are owned by one man, Mr. Zorg. 
Mr. Zorg, pictured above inspecting the Irish Army (which he now owns and will [...]

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