Holemaster says No to…
- Michael Bublé
- Tesco own brand rip offs replacing my old favourites.
- X-Factor and Strictly Come Dancing fans.
- MBNA who kept upping my credit limit to the point where I could buy a car on it.
- Being broke.
- Noel V.Ginnity.
- Down the side of the oven.
- Enda Kenny – I don’t care about the Seanad, what’s your plan for the economy?
- Civil service versus private sector – Divide and conquer. Don’t fall for it. Unite against FF.
- Isolation of the eldery.
- Obesity – learn how to eat.
- Alf McCarthy on late night Radio 1 – You have no place on my radio, ever.
- Jamie Callum – Someone somewhere got the annoying squeaky voice you should have.
- Bill Cullen – Learn to speak English before you try to sound authoritative. That means in charge Bill.
- The slow but sure ruination of Phantom FM by boy/girl combo graduates from the Rathmines College of Commerce and Communications. A convoy of blondes in Fiat 500s any day now if not already.
I endorse this.
Micheal Bublé is a complete dirtbag but I totally would.
Obesity is linked to eating?
Isolation of the elderly. Nice.
I agree with each ‘no’ above except the side of the oven. You must say ‘YES’ to the side of the oven. You can do it, HM!
Eh yeah.
Oh.
I am a Strictly Come Dancing Fan (at least in theory, if children bugger the practice) with obesity issues. You’ve said no to me!
*Reels out of blog, sobbing*
OK Jo is exempt on the grounds that she’s a good soul. And also on the grounds that she is not obese despite what she thinks.
Hey, I’m a good soul. But I’m not a soldier.
Ahhh, Bill Cullen… A new annoyance on Irish television because we needed that…
Those MBNA fuckers and their credit increases. They got me too albeit not to the tune of a car!
I suppose I should accept some responsibility for sticking my head in the mud and not accepting that I couldn’t possibly have *that* much left to spend on the card or questioning how I could “magically” buy more things.
The optimistic in me of course thought I was just being more frugal than I really was.
It’s mostly their fault though…right?!?!?!
Noel V Ginnity is just an unfunny wanker and he tells racist “jokes”, cunt…
I can’t help but get the feeling that Micheal Bublé wants to kill me and have sex with my dead body.
please dont hate me but i love strictly come dancing. dor a few very personal reasons ok i admit i just love some of the tasty totty in it this year. i have to say i cant stand bill cullen hes a total waster and heres a little known fact of the day for you. My daddy eddie dixon thought him the ropes but i have to say he did not teach him to be an arsehole. god da you must be spping in your grave at the thought of bill cullen. Good blog by the way